Monday, March 9, 2009

3. Microbiology

All Pharmaceutical companies are inherently scary and dangerous, making a profit on people's illness by making them dependent on drugs and then controlling the prices of the drug. But Praxis Pharmaceuticals Inc. is the most dangerous. Praxis is known as one of the largest suppliers for vaccinations against smallpox and typhus and have been testing a potential treatment for cancer, known as "Winter-72".

BUT DID YOU KNOW!! Praxis is also one of the largest biogen companies in the United States, specializing in the creation and storage of deadly bio-toxins that could kill people instantly, particularly dangerous, potential biological weapons such as anthrax, SERE and god knows what else! Their current CEO, Dr. Emmaus Chalk is a spooky dude.
So think about that! These people have the ability to make us violently sick, then sell us the cure at over 400% markup! What other secrets do these guys have hidden in their back shelves, waiting to spring on us when we're not expecting??