9. Sociology

The real decisions of our government are not made by the politicians, and thank god for that. They’re easily corruptible, cheap men in cheap suits with a price tag tattooed on their foreheads. But who is really running the government while the politicians play mamby-pamby on the company dime? Monsters like the Stockwell Group, that’s who. This think tank has been the secret policymaker for the United States government since the Nixon administration. Thanks to them, Nixon wisely turned his attention to bombing the hell out of Cambodia and pushing those Vietnam bastards right up against the wall. (And believe me, son. I was there.)

Yeah, we might think the French are pussies, but don’t you think Rene Stockwell is afraid of a damn thing – this Frog who now considers himself American is nothing but gun metal underneath his three thousand dollar suit. Problem is, who is he really working for? The Stockwell Group likes to keep in the shadows, you’re not going to find their names in the papers or mentioned on TV. But believe me, son. These are the scariest members of the Nine, their agenda makes no sense to anyone but themselves. And it’s not just the government, they make corporate “evaluations” as well – and sometimes they’re not necessarily on our side. They are subservient to what they call The Formula – a mathematical equation they program to make all decisions. It’s like that TV show on the island, where the numbers are the output of an equation of the end of the world. But the Formula is not about the end of the world, that would be too simple (and far easier to swallow.) It’s like the Fibonacci Sequence in social terms – believing that all human behavior can be quantified into numerical patterns, not unlike the Chaos Theory. And like the Butterfly Effect, actions taken from one person in mountains of Tibet can affect the lives of the grocery shopping patterns of a housewife in New Jersey which will in turn influence the suicide bombing targets of Al Qaeda foot soldiers in Egypt. EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED! And the Stockwell Group KNOWS HOW!!

They are trying to track me.

CAUGHT! CAUGHT! CAUGHT!

I had to disassemble my phone to find it, but there was definitely a tracking device in it. It took forever to open it, but there it was, clear as day - a tiny little tracking bug. I immediately drove to Union Station and flushed the thing down the bathroom toilet? How long did I have to drive? Not telling you that! Men's or Women's? Not telling you that either! Los Angeles? Chicago? Maybe I'm lying and dropped it in Grand Central! Doesn't matter, you fascists! Just know that I find your little bug, *whoever* made it - NTI more than likely. You afraid I'm going to expose the truth about Project: Icarus, Nathan? Tsk, tsk, tsk! What I know is nothing compared to what Wayland Otherby saw from the cockpit of the HMV Livingston, and he's dead, dead, dead! Don't think his convenient little death didn't cover up a lot of mess! Funny how people die of convenient cancer when they know too much in this little world of lies, isn't it? You think you can keep this bottled for this long? Maybe you ought to go to a hospital and eat tapioca pudding in between leave rakings!

8. Light

Red Star Optics is one of the largest manufacturers of laser technology in the Europe, but don’t let them fool you. It’s a cover for one of the biggest threats to civilization. Their founder, Ivan Krasilov is a former high-ranking member of the Soviet Politburo that had been linked to their secret weapon laboratories, codenamed “The Nightmare Factory” by the United State government. Through the Nightmare Factory, Krasilov spearheaded microwave weaponry and highly controversial experimental technology that yielded the most dangerous weapon of all – orbiting Soviet death rays pointed at the United States. THESE DEATH RAYS STILL ORBIT THE PLANET!! AND THEY ARE STILL BEING MAINTAINED BY RED STAR OPTICS! Their close relationship with NTI and Keymaine Aeronautics in the Project: Icarus has allowed Red Star Optics to still service these satellites of death while being accountable to no one! Is the Russian government even aware these sentinels still exist, and could they even object considering the dangerous power these death ray harbingers maintain?

7. Cosmology

Dr. Anton Calavera has millions of people across the country fooled. When you mention him to the common person, they maaaaay mention his charity work done with his front company, the Santa Sangre Institute, or they maaaaaay mention his “extraordinary” particle physics work done out of CalTech. But chances are they’ll mention his band, the Atomic Pistoleros and think he’s nothing more than a touring musician with a hit latin song (Te Amo). That’s EXACTLY what he’s trying to convince you.

Calavera and his “band” are a front for his religious persuasions – Santeria and black magic witchcraft. It’s well known that Dr. Calavera has suggested that travel between what he calls “interdimensional points of existence” is possible through the use of “vibrational attenuation.” There are those who suggest he had actually successfully perform a cross-distance experiment involving using sound vibrations. But Calavera has never denied his practice of Santeria, which requires the sacrifice of animals as part of his so-called “religious ceremonies.” How do we know what “dimension” Calavera really traveled through? Is it possible he opened a doorway to Hell and we’re simply unaware of the ramifications?

As part of his “cover story” of being a traveling musician, Calavera and his group of musicians (who ALL USE PSEUDONYMS BTW!!!!!!), perform various “drum circles” in order to “spiritually realign the universe. OR SO HE SAYS. Could he be performing Satanic rituals across the country in order to open more portals to Hell and plunge us all into a new age of darkness?

6. Gravitation

Keymaine Aeronautics is one of the largest aeronautics corporations in the industry, second only to Boeing in the production of commercial airliners. If you've flown with any of the major airlines in the past twenty years, chances are you have flown on a Keymaine vehicle - their recent FA-800 is considered to be the top commercial airplane in the past five years. But they have a very, very peculiar background and secrets they're definitely hiding.

It's public record that Keymaine Aeronautics had its beginnings from the driving force in its aeronautic design, Theodore Fellows Monroe. Monroe of course, is better known to the world as Captain Blackheart, costumed adventurer of the late 1930's and 40's, responsible for breaking up several Nazi and Japanese spy rings as well as organized crime organizations. Although not as mysterious as the legendary American Spirit or the infamous Red Devil of Chicago, Fellows still chose to keep his alternate identity secret after his retirement in 1946. It wasn't until a public acknowledgement in 1996 made by Christiana Monroe, his daughter and now CEO of Keymaine Aeronautics, that the truth was revealed. However, there are strange inconsistencies about the beginnings of Keymaine Aeronautics - one of its largest financial backers in its original years was none other than the Rhodes Corporation. Further, it's been recently revealed that Keymaine enjoys an exclusive technological relationship with NTI, allowing private advances to be brought to Keymaine first. It's hard to understand what NTI would get out of such a relationship until the following documents are added to the picture:

That's right. Keymaine is helping NTI with its pursuit of extraterrestrial intelligence. In addition, do you know Keymaine's main health provider? HealthWork, Inc. And that's not even mentioning their connection to Dr. Anton Calavera, whom I will discuss soon.

5. Communication

They are one of the biggest technology companies in the world – NTI, New Technologies, Inc. They have managed to disprove Moore’s Law of microchips by quadrupling computational input in a span of two years. They are the forerunner of every known mechanical breakthrough in the past five years –from robotics to nanotechnology… and their CEO is barking mad.


Nathan Barrett, CEO of this technical mega-monolith has been the number one private contributor to the SETI program, as well as his own private space projects such as Project: Icarus and the number one manufacturer for space exploration tools for both the United States and United Kingdom. The Quantum series of British space vehicles are produced exclusively through a mutual arrangement between NTI and Keymaine Aeronautics. Nathan Barrett has gone on the record as saying he has personally witnessed FIVE UFO sightings and wants to be the first human to physically make contact with an extra-terrestrial.
This is the truth. The man who’s creations are currently in the monitor you are reading this from, the company that has created the computer chips in your car, this man not only believes in alien life forms but is spending $100 million a year (or more) in making contact with them. And there are those who suggest that Barrett believes he has already spoken to them. Although the information is heavily hidden and considered a corporate secret, it has been rumored that the NTI Board of Executives have unsuccessfully tried to oust Barrett a total of four times from the CEO slot, only to be outmanuevered and subsequently removed from the Board. What does the Board know that we do not, and what does it have to do with Arlington Rhodes??

4. Alchemy

When you talk about alchemy, the basic premise held by the Middle Age pre-scientists and conjurers was the creation of gold from the fundamental elements. But in this day and age, we all know gold is not the true currency of the modern world – it’s oil. Thus, when we speak of “conjuring oil” we can only talk about the Indian oil manufacturer, Sirocco Petroleum.

Although Sirocco Petroleum is the youngest of the big oil companies, it has rapidly become one the largest in terms of market growth. Originally a small oil manufacturer, Sirocco’s fortune literally tripled in the span of a two year period with the transition of power from its founder, Venkat Bey to his son, Kattar. Since Kattar’s ascendance, Sirocco has had an uncanny ability to find petroleum reserves in the most unlikeliest of places from Southern India to the Vietnam coast and even in the what some consider to be the more dangerous locations.

BUT DID YOU KNOW – that one of the largest Sirocco refineries lies off the Florida coast in the area known as the Bermuda Triangle! That’s right, Kattar Bey’s refineries thrives in the areas once known as the sailor’s graveyard where hundreds of ships have disappeared! Yet Kattar’s refineries continue exporting petroleum from the area. WHAT DOES KATTAR KNOW THAT WE DO NOT??