Monday, January 25, 2010

9. Sociology

The real decisions of our government are not made by the politicians, and thank god for that. They’re easily corruptible, cheap men in cheap suits with a price tag tattooed on their foreheads. But who is really running the government while the politicians play mamby-pamby on the company dime? Monsters like the Stockwell Group, that’s who. This think tank has been the secret policymaker for the United States government since the Nixon administration. Thanks to them, Nixon wisely turned his attention to bombing the hell out of Cambodia and pushing those Vietnam bastards right up against the wall. (And believe me, son. I was there.)

Yeah, we might think the French are pussies, but don’t you think Rene Stockwell is afraid of a damn thing – this Frog who now considers himself American is nothing but gun metal underneath his three thousand dollar suit. Problem is, who is he really working for? The Stockwell Group likes to keep in the shadows, you’re not going to find their names in the papers or mentioned on TV. But believe me, son. These are the scariest members of the Nine, their agenda makes no sense to anyone but themselves. And it’s not just the government, they make corporate “evaluations” as well – and sometimes they’re not necessarily on our side. They are subservient to what they call The Formula – a mathematical equation they program to make all decisions. It’s like that TV show on the island, where the numbers are the output of an equation of the end of the world. But the Formula is not about the end of the world, that would be too simple (and far easier to swallow.) It’s like the Fibonacci Sequence in social terms – believing that all human behavior can be quantified into numerical patterns, not unlike the Chaos Theory. And like the Butterfly Effect, actions taken from one person in mountains of Tibet can affect the lives of the grocery shopping patterns of a housewife in New Jersey which will in turn influence the suicide bombing targets of Al Qaeda foot soldiers in Egypt. EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED! And the Stockwell Group KNOWS HOW!!