They are trying to track me.

CAUGHT! CAUGHT! CAUGHT!

I had to disassemble my phone to find it, but there was definitely a tracking device in it. It took forever to open it, but there it was, clear as day - a tiny little tracking bug. I immediately drove to Union Station and flushed the thing down the bathroom toilet? How long did I have to drive? Not telling you that! Men's or Women's? Not telling you that either! Los Angeles? Chicago? Maybe I'm lying and dropped it in Grand Central! Doesn't matter, you fascists! Just know that I find your little bug, *whoever* made it - NTI more than likely. You afraid I'm going to expose the truth about Project: Icarus, Nathan? Tsk, tsk, tsk! What I know is nothing compared to what Wayland Otherby saw from the cockpit of the HMV Livingston, and he's dead, dead, dead! Don't think his convenient little death didn't cover up a lot of mess! Funny how people die of convenient cancer when they know too much in this little world of lies, isn't it? You think you can keep this bottled for this long? Maybe you ought to go to a hospital and eat tapioca pudding in between leave rakings!

8. Light

Red Star Optics is one of the largest manufacturers of laser technology in the Europe, but don’t let them fool you. It’s a cover for one of the biggest threats to civilization. Their founder, Ivan Krasilov is a former high-ranking member of the Soviet Politburo that had been linked to their secret weapon laboratories, codenamed “The Nightmare Factory” by the United State government. Through the Nightmare Factory, Krasilov spearheaded microwave weaponry and highly controversial experimental technology that yielded the most dangerous weapon of all – orbiting Soviet death rays pointed at the United States. THESE DEATH RAYS STILL ORBIT THE PLANET!! AND THEY ARE STILL BEING MAINTAINED BY RED STAR OPTICS! Their close relationship with NTI and Keymaine Aeronautics in the Project: Icarus has allowed Red Star Optics to still service these satellites of death while being accountable to no one! Is the Russian government even aware these sentinels still exist, and could they even object considering the dangerous power these death ray harbingers maintain?